Friday, April 14, 2006

i like to watch official review

yea i kno late. and therefore shorter than usual. so boo hoo for you!
1)yea the documentary thing was dissapointing. just so blase. like you could develope the characters in a 1000 differetn better ways.
2)i HATE spork. she is such a bitch. the scene with the rape vic and the camera guy. at first shes all up in his face, and im liek ok i totally see that. they totally invaded her privacy. but then, the camera guys were all 'whats that?' and spork turns around with a smlie on he face and explains everything to them. ugg. mood swings.she cant help but want to steal the spotlight. anyone else would have ignored the evil camera men.
3)"there are too many forensics shows on tv" see everyone loved this line. i didnt. me and my tv and my beloved characters have this mutual understanding that yes CSI is fake. but much realler than my life so i have made it real. but u cant go on a forensics show and diss forensics shows. come on. thats lame.
4)the idea behind this ep is so creepy. guy dressed as a fireman who is a rapist. sad thing is i read it was based on real life. scary....
5)much freakin love to hodges. i love that man to pieces. and then sara has to interact with him, "whats wrong with you hodges?!?!"

ok that is all here. but in like 27.4 seconds i will start a post re: the unusual suspect.
over and out!

baaaaad bad person

i kno i havent blogged in forever and 3 episodes. tear tear please forgive me.
i am about to blog right now. so be patient.
and please fofrgive me.
ok bye (for now)

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

6x21 Rashomama - Your Tax Dollars At Work

6x21 Rashomama - Your Tax Dollars At Work

om freakin g!
Sara's ass gets grabbed
Sara flirts and is flirted with
Someone tells Sara "I think I love you"
Nick tells Sara he expects more of her

a great soundin ep! woah! how supa sweet.
but mystery said it sounded like a funny script, so im guessin its not really gsry

but hey this sounds so fun!
btw-title?!?!

Saturday, March 04, 2006

up in smoke review

ok, so here it is. the review for up in smoke. yes i know, how very prompt of me to post so soon!

1)right off the bat, MUSIC. wow, john keane is quite a swell guy. the music of csi is amazing all around but his ep in perticular just screamed cool music!
2) a lot of work. like just music and shadowing a csi just doin thier job. we dont get so much of that anymore. now, not to say that i like this stuff a bunch. its cool, in porportion. most eps are are a lil under work, but this was a tad bit over work. but a nice change of pace tho.
3)this brings me to another point. time issues. csi is facing time issues lately. like thier plot lines are just not thoroughly developed in an hour. think back, how many eps have been squished in and underdone adn left you hanging. jsut plain blah eps. this story seemed to fit much better into an hour. even with all the extra work time taht made you seem it was a bit short. but better short and complete than smooshed in and not good.
4)sara+power tools=smiles all around
5)hey does anyone remember that one older guy, who was like the CSI boss? gray hair, beard? name started with a g, maybe like Grossum? somethin like that?...
6)re.last comment. ok that was a joke. adn really, im sure there are good reasons for the lack of grissom. billy's health, doubling up eps...etc
but, i miss him. and i have more to say but it will wait until i have my "s6 venting" post.
7) overall, the plotline was pretty good. believeable with the slight CSI twists. and that guilty guy was such an asshole!
8) love sara's poe quoting.
9) not a lotta relationshippical stuff. no one really interacted at all. so o well on that front.

yea, i think this is all to say. not great not terrible.
but i am scared about they r gunna do w/ next weeks ep. documentary? ER waited a good long time to run that corse...

Thursday, March 02, 2006

hey! remember me?

lol. jk. but really i do feel bad i havent been on here for an eternity!
but with good reason.
like mainly CSI hasnt been on in FOR-FREAKIN-EVER! (ok, 2 weeeks, but CSI withdrawl is a rough one)
anyways. i have some things to say. so i will say them. ready...go!
1)i have been ficing like crazy!
do be sure to check out my WIP the visitor. cuz its really good. well, this next chapter i am about to post i dont like so much, but the 1st 4 are not so bad!
also... thanx to my new beta, which is so cool to have a beta.
and lastly in the fic commentary: i have at least 3 stories growing in my arsenals right now. so be on the look out. i probably wont post them till at least the visitor is over, but hey, its not like ive never changed my mind b4!
2)stupid freakin olympics! you stole CSI! grr! i used to like the olymipcs (and i used to be able to spell them lol) ok, sorry just some venting.
3) AND I HATE REALITY TELEVISION WITH A PASSION!!! god, american idol and dancing with my butthole are starting to piss me off with the ratings thing. is america so corrupt that we really need to watch "reality" on tv. it isnt good enough to live in it! humph! i'm not even going to get started with this topic because i know that i wont stop.
4)HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILLY!!!! i love you with all of my heart! i made him a cake, but i am by no means a culinary expert. so what i am trying to say is that it kinda died. it resembled a pedestrian fracture (source citation: bloodlust and anatomy of a lye) anyways i was gunna post on his bday, but i didnt have time.
5)HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEORGE!!!! i love you soo much as well! his beday was yesterday and im makin his cake 2nite, i couldnt yesterday cuza teh whole ash wednesday thing. and i can only hope it turns out ok.
6) and of course you have by now read the news that billy wants to return to chicago to do theatre. not CSI. damn. but i totally understand. i mean, as a thespian myself, there is nothing, absolutly nothing like performing infront of a live audience. so i can relate. and god only knows he doesnt need the money anymore, so i guess CSI was a fun little ditty.
ok, so it was a pretty damn big ditty.
but, as much as i worship the show and every non-spork character, the show is nowhere without billy. period. when he leaves, the show lasts one season. because, seriously, who is going to run the lab? who is going to be the enigmatic good guy that everyone universally likes? cuz really, if you go out there, you will find someone who despises anyone of the othr characters, exp. grissom.
7)wow. am i the only one who realises how late in teh season we are? over at YTDAW we have spoilers for up to episode 620. wow. that means we only get spoilers for 3 more episodes. thats how late it is. sheesh! that scares me.
and i think i think i think (and like i said above i do change my mind a lot.) that i wont read spoilers for the season finale. yep. i have been spoiler bulimic all season long, but i think the finale is special and should be special.
8) and re spoilers. there are a couple good looking ones out there. including a sara ep! woot! i almost forgot that girl!
but i wont say more to yall. regarding spoilers, cuz just cuz im a spoiler whore, doesnt mean yall need to be.

well, i think im off to work on the vistor ch5. cuz i really need to get that off soon!
toodles. and ill be back this weekend to discuss UP IN SMOKE.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Pirates of the third Reich review

Ok so I've decided its probably time to start blogging this ep or i will defnitly 4get it. and who's to say that is a bad thing?

1)c-o-n-t-i-n-u-i-t-y! find out what it means to me! TPTB dont understand! this is not continuity. bringing back LH is not continuity. continuity is defined as continuations from ep to ep. never jumping the season break with exception to ships and season finales.
so bringin in LH to up your anty is just plain wrong.
2)and im not dissin LH. i think she is a fascinating character. howeva she isnt here for a ship. she is just here to provide some free psychoanalytical evaluations and sex for grissom. thats it! she's like a therapist, not a girlfriend.
3)great idea.
great letdown.
nazi experiments are a cool idea for an ep. unless you totally blow the ep. so much potential.
4)s6 is officially declared the season of illegitimate spoilers.
'oh, its such a gsr ep' 'oh its gunna be funny' 'oh, grissom is gunna kill somebody' and thats just this ep! how many of those happened????NONE.
5) what LH did was stupid. cool. but stupid. the whole breaking and entering for evidence was an interesting idea. but then to take it to the next level, sex for dna? uh uh. no way jose. LH has lost it. i hope griss can see that....i sure as hell can.
6)and then the ending. good lordy. talk about stupid. 1st off if LH was gunna beat the crap out of that guy, she wouldnt use one of her little dominatrix toys. i dont kno what she would use but a whip? no.
7) the hug. as the gsr obsessed individual that i am, i have to protest on that stance. but then the rational-i-see-the-big-picture-libra-qualities that i have see it another way. and they protest as well. that billy can sure as hell emote when he wants to. And he emoted. which isnt cool cuz he doesnt emote with sara. so basically, the hug seemed much more personal then i think it should have been. he almost cuddled her.
8)again absentee sara.

ok so that is that. and i kno its late. adn vague /c i can barely remember the ep. but it still wasnt all its cracked up to be. And while writing this, i have come up with a few other topics i have somethin to say about so i will post more soon if not immediately. k, then, tschuss!

Sunday, February 12, 2006

killer review

wow! i am so behind! i have so much homework tooo! and yet here i am! woo! exclamation point!
so here is a very late and probably inacurate review of killer.

1) a very cool idea. a very uncool episode. god lately i have been very unhapppy with this show. they're all so yawn.
i thought this might be coolio but twasnt at all. just lame...
2)um...where was all the gsr we were all excited about??? they were together but that was all. not even a sexual undertone. nothin.
3) line i loved: brass+rapist chatting about txting
rapist: its like sending...words...like with your cell phone
treating brass like a total idiot, haha!
4)nother line i loved: sara+griss with the demolished car
sara: oh so he probably loved his car and just had a really bad temper
sarcastic!sara rules.period.
5)chunk i loved: hodges+sara with the crappiness. haha!
6)the txting of the license plate was a s..t..r..e..t..c..h. come on griss. cant'ya come up with something more concrete.
7)i couldnt relate at all with the murderer. like we watched him and we were sposed to like feel his guilt or sometihng but i didnt like him at all. adn not just cuz he's a murderer. even tho that is quite a personality flaw.
8)the ending was a let down. "i killed 2 people and POOF im just gunna turn myself in" BS. total BS. hes a hardened criminal. he dont have guilt anymore.
9) tho i somewhat enjoyed the psychology behind the last line with griss and murderer:
M: where did i go wrong?
G: you killed 2 people.
this may be my criminal minds background talking but it was facinating the lack of guilt(like i mentioned afore) that this was all a game. he got caught. game over. not like "OMG i killed peopel and now i am running from the cops" but like "step 1:kill. step 2: run" like someone caught his bluff in poker, not murder .
7) i wouldve liked the twist if they hadnt caught the guy. just a lil something diffrnt.
8) another part i jis remembered:
sporky-spork and the landlord. LL: i got you guys on speeddial.
haha! what great situational irony!

overall, CSI needs to step it up. just one ep with character developement. and we all would be 10x more confident with s6 progression. but sigh, according to spoilers, no such luck.
o well. HW calls me. and soon and very soon i will be up with Pot3R review. o god, thats gunna be a long and not-g-rated-review...

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

david rambo

well, we all kno him, but! do we really kno him? muhahah! lol. im feelin strange today. anyway i pormised earlier that i would do a post all about this writer.
and i am.
so here it goes.

DR's reputation: this man has an excellent reputation in the GSR community. probly cuza butterflied. but in all honesty, this is a very gsr ep, and in reality it would have been gsr who ever wrote it. and reallly, none of his other eps are predominantly gsr. sure, there are lines here and there. but this rep is totally uncalled for.

and i am not a hater. i love this guy. i love his work. but he is not an obsessive gsr guy that we all assume he is.
now lets take a look at his eps and thier gsr content:

Butterflied: well we all kno that this is the crem da la crem of gsr. and i love what i read from him over at YTDAW . hmm.. maby i'll link it so i dont hafta summarize it.
(some other time. i g2g soon and the link aint opening for me)

swap meet: ok, so there was that one scene with the tea, and how sara and griss discuss outer relationship relationships. a bit revealing, but gsr? depends on your insight on the scene

who shot sherlock?: personally i loved this ep, tho very gregcentric. not really gsr. but an overall good one.

4x4: my fav nongsr ep ever! very amazingly cool! i loved all the cases and consepts and tie ins. not gsr but verrrrry good!

still life: very overrated. every1 was expectin a gsr miricle and sara had a total of 10 seconds of screen time. ugg.

KKBB: ok now! here we go! all aboard the good ship gsr! sure all it was was one line, but it spoke volumes! nice job! subtle but prominent! excellent!

ok, so heres my overall view on DR. a very talented writer. he also makes sure of great camera shots, angles, ect to make the ep overall good. but as gsr? he is just a regular writer who happened to write butterflied. other than that? you'll get a good ep from him, but dont count on any ships, tho im pretty sure he does ship gsr.

alrighty yall! im off! tootles!